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It's my year once again. The Year of the PIGS!!!
muahaha... can you feel the excitement of oinkers like me?
the next time i am going to celebrate my year again will be the time I am going to be 36 years old.
can you imagine it? 36 freaking years old!!! I must be married with 2 kids by then man!!!
Hence, that will be my resolution for the next 12 years.
Anyway since it is my year once again (and turning 24 years this year), I must totally try out some new stuff as much as I can while I am still young.
And also I NEED to resurrect my old past funky style... i am getting more and more boring and dull as the years go by.... I BIND THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Sings Justin Timberlake Sexyback.. but changed to Crazyback.
So I decided to get out of my comfort zone (that is... my lovely home) and to go to a so called happening clubbing place. I suggested St James Powerstation at first as there are live bands there which I am more keen rather than dancing.
But sadly I was 'cheated' to go to Zouk instead and it was a traumatic experience for me MAN!
My final conclusion:
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY YOUNGSTERS OR HUMAN BEINGS ENJOY GOING CLUBBING.
A few reasons why I HATE the experience
1. SUPER CROWDED
- Basically i cant even stand till. Every second I will be bumped by people walking here and there. You dun even have much room to stand. What more dance???
The mysteries of the human mind...hmmm... sorry I like to have SPACE.
2. SUPER SUFFOCATING
- I hate the smell of smoke. I spent 99% of the time complaining to my very apologetic friend about the smell all around... that sticks to my clothes too :(
3. LOUD BASSY MUSIC
- The sound system was surprising lousy in my opinion. Though the music may be fine, the quality is not.
4. LOUSY DANCING
- Oh man, its pain sore to my eyes man... quite funny if you are into that sort.
In the end, dainty me managed to persuade my friends to leave the place in less than 2 hours.
I considered 2 hours (plus $20) of my life wasted. -________-
At the same time I looked at all these young people at the club and in my heart I feel a lot.... smoking away, behaving lewdly, trying to be someone they are not ... living an utterly meaningless life.
They need God and I pray that God can use me to be a better leader to the young people, to influence them to make the right decisions in life.
In fact I know of many Christians that chose to leave church for this kind of life and I really cannot figure that out. Why will anyone do that if they have tasted the goodness of God?
Why will they exchange their purpose and destiny to live a lowly meaningless life?
Dun get me wrong. I am not against music or dancing. In fact, I enjoy and appreciate music and dance a lot!
Its the worldliness and self-centredness that plagued these young people that troubled me.
That's why Pastor Kong's msg on Cultural Mandate is so important.
We really need to bring Christ into Culture and to be a louder voice than the corrupted world.
I know one thing for sure, you can't pay me to go back there again. Not even for birthdays or special occasions.
I will only go if you have booked the entire place, make sure is 100% no smoking, and i get to choose the songs. lol.
I simply hate crowded places. I simply hate smoke. Combine these 2 and you get the ultimate man!
BRINGING CRAZY BACK INTO MICHELLE'S LIFE
Anyway back to being crazy...
Here are some funny and wacky pictures of myself and my friends to commerate me resurrecting my fun loving personality.
And also you may find your crazy pictures here as well (if i feel is wacky enough) but if you do not like it to be shown here, do email me :)
Totally RANDOM PICTURES>... absolutely no link to one another... fond memories of mine :)
-> This seems harmless enough a shot, but get that I took this in the midst of giving tuition! My kid was amazed by my weirdness. (2004)
-> I barged into the Men's Toilet and took this picture. It was kinda fun and thankfully not very smelly even though my head is very near the area where pees and other smelly stuff resides... (2003)
-> I like to pose in toilets in the past. Dun ask me why. I dunno why too. (2003)
-> One of the best CG shots ever taken. It was good old times. Hope that can be built in my current very very young group. We can do it people! Bring Crazy Back! (2005)
-> You know you are a bit sick in the mind when you are very sick physically and you purposely dress up like an alien and asked your friend who was taking care of you to take pictures of you in such a state. (2003)
-> Me and my good friend using the limited make up we had to make ourselves look like ghosts. She is now married with a kid, cannot do such things with me anymore... sad... but she is the best crazy kaki I ever had! (2002)
-> I know... this is grosteque. But just remember I am gorgeous now. (2002)
-> We like to pose crazy in MRT too... the more people in the cabin, the merrier!!! (2002)
-> Posing as a retard is our FORTE man!!! Do you agree? I somehow lost the ability to now. Is it a blessing or a curse??? (2002)
-> Putting on SKII mask (first and last time la.. not rich) but ended up looking like Hannibal Lecter. COOL! (2004)
-> She might kill me for posting this up, but know that she only did this (wearing a shower cap while driving) because she was held at gunpoint by me. (2004)
-> Instead of dressing up like a princess, I chose this... which is so much more FUN! I could totally go out wearing this man. Start a NEW TREND... which I think is more stylo than Joachim's Vest Wearing... HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA (2003)
-> Me and my beloved China Friend Tu Gan Liang (he took loads of care of me while I was there) And oh, we were at the Great Wall of China. Great fun climbing!!! Come on, I am not that lazy OK?
He always claimed that he cannot stand me (my wacky ways) but I know he secretly love them! (2003)
-> My good friend Melvin who visited me in China. He is more crazy than me which means I am super MILD and DULL now.... Oh Lord... BRING ME TO LIFE MAN!!! (2003)
-> My Happening Class 4H in Secondary School.. Boy did we ROCK TKSS dudes!! (1999)
Many of my friends (of my generation) will agree with me that secondary school days are the most happening and fun time.
You kids betta live it up to the fullest!!! Study smart and play hard!
-> This is photoshopped... obviously....
Scared the socks out of me one night even though its me who edited. LOL... I am THAT urm... (2002)
- This is supposed to be a shot where we are both selling pirated VCDs. Clarence looks like a PRO man... ironically he is a policeman now, totally dun suit his 'TALENTS'... hahaha
Boy did we look like crap 4 years ago...hahaha.
-> We tried to look angry in these shots. Obviously not very good...especially me.
We NG for many many many many times. I cant stop laughing.
Cannot be helped.. we are too jovial liao.. :) (2002)
-> I still dun understand why Orca looks like that in the past and still dare to tell me she got style from young??!?! (or in her own words... CARRY OFF)
--> I like to take fake sad shots with my friends.
And 100000% of the time it just looks weird and funny. My hands are there to block of any signs of internal laughing.
--> This is Joachim. He likes to TWIST his lips when taking pictures. He feels that it is very sexy to do so. Dun ask me why. hahahahahhahaha
-> Dun ask me how I did it..... letting out toxic substances from my body without taking off my pants... It's a talent... not something you can learn in a million years.
You can tell from my expression that I am concentrating very hard to 'transport' them to the toilet bowl.
Amazing right? (2002)
-> This is a very powerful woman. She is BOTH Superwoman AND Trinity from Matrix.
I told you michelle-ism only associates itself with great and amazing characters. (2004)
- I was a very mean and sadistic leader who celebrated members' birthdays by torturing them.
I have since repented. Oh Father..... :) (2005)
--> Some of my SOT Graduation Photos.
Joachim looked much thinner then (hahahahhahaa.... ) and Felix and Bernard were very sweet to cheer me on with banners on my special day. Thanks man!!!
--> Benedict and his siblings. He has a great family. One of the best I have seen.
-> Orca and her wacky poses. She is still the WEIRDEST (and LAMEST) person I have ever known. Whhhhhhhyyy is she in my CG>>??????? I am sooooooo not her match man!
Ok lar, I am not sexy and maybe I will never be on the outside but I am super sexy on the inside. Yeah.. more than Justin Timberlake for sure.
I really like to wear costumes and take ridiculous pictures. Any sponsors? I gladly be a model for such stuff.. ;)
ORCA's hair was............................................................. ^F&^RVYVK
-> To punish one dude from my CG for sleeping on the bed that belongs to the ladies, we put on make up on him and then force him to pretend that he is dead (maybe not force, he seemed to be very willing to do so)
Me and clarence then proceed to pretend to mourn and cry.
I cant stop laughing, therefore I chose the easy way out by posing like that. So LOUSY man... I must improve in this area and be like Clarence, who acted so well (see 2nd pic)
This is SHEER TALENT i tell ya!!!
APPLICATION TO BE PART OF BRING CRAZYBACK CLUB from michelle-ism
I am looking for fun loving and crazy people who are great company to be part of this club!
Pls apply stating:
3) Why you are great company and
4) A Wacky and Crazy Picture
I regret only shortlisted applicants will be notified. :)
This is the end of my very very long Blog Entry.
I hope you enjoy reading and feel free to leave nice comments (and not advertisements) here.. hee hee hee.