Sunday, February 11, 2007

A Valentine Day Special

Being single again means I will be staying at home wearing my sackcloth and mourn this coming V-day. awh.... :(

BUT being so generous and great in my spirit, as Love Guru, I shall give TIPS here for those happy couples and wannabes how you can have a memorable and great Valentine Day.

-->Can you see PASSION in my eyes??

Yes, I know you are tearing with gratitude.
Yes, I know you are DESPERATE to get a DATE this V-Day

Anyway this entry will definitely will help you make V-Day 2007 the most memorable yet!

So stop the anti-Valentine Day crap! Any excuse to celebrate LOVE is a great thing.
And even if you are not into dating, there are fun things you can do if you are GAME dudes!!!!

Let's start with those who are already dating and have absolutely no idea what to do.
Dun fret. LOVE GURU is here. Just remember to kowtow to me when you see me.

FOR THE DATING COUPLES

The Bible says "Money is Everything" and it is true. However that doesn't mean you must spend a lot of money in order to make your significant other happy.

I am going to give you a general backbone of what to do. (not everything you goon!)
Please use your creativity and luuuurrve to customize and make it as sweet and touching as possible for your dearie.
I am speaking on my point of view and opinion and not everybody feels the same so dun argue.
If you feel that it wun work, then dun do it lor. ;P

#1 Agree on a time to meet.
For me, to 'bluff' to your gf that you are busy on V-day and then suddenly 'pop' up to surprise her is one of the lamest and lousiest surprises anyone could get.
You make her feel great 1 day but feel like a loser many days before the day.

Also if you have not formally ask her yet, pls repent and do so ASAP. Taking for granted that as your gf = automatically go out with you on V-day are only for lazy loser boyfriends.

Of course dun be stupid and tell her what you are about to do. But say things like "I am going to make you the happiest girl this V-day" to keep her excited and antipicated.
Dun worry about disappointing her. Be confident and give your 100%. And follow my instructions.

#2 Choose the Places to Go
Have more than 1 venue as it creates something mysterious and fresh. Not more than 3 as too many is tiring. So the golden number is TWO.
Due to the lack of time, I am going to give some rough ideas only for those who are working/schooling and is unable to meet in the morning/afternoon.
In other words, after 5 activities.

a) Dinner Place
Unless you and your special one dun eat for various reasons, the logical first stop will be the place where you will have your dinner...duh.

Usually most restaurants will be kinda noisy and almost impossible to be cosy and grand unless you have money to go to more private and exclusive places which will cost you a bomb during V-day. (if you got the money, go for it man!)

Dun worry, I have an alternative plan for those couples who like to have quality conversation as they eat and dun have so much to book luxury places. BUT lots of work and you need to have a car or book a cab for the day etc.

Alternative Place #1: Beach
For those couples who are not particular about good food (trust me, it will taste like crap no matter how hard you prepare or da bao)

Find a good spot (as ulu as possible so only possible for those who drives)
I believe the beach will be quite populated during V-day so definitely wun be super private but it is still good to have quality conversation.

Pitch a tent
-Bring those battery-operated torchlights or lamps. Candles are kinda out as the winds will be too strong and impossible to place properly in the tent (depending the size)
- Bring a CD-Player (hp music still cannot make it la)
- Bring your guitar if you know how to play well.
- Bring things that both of you will enjoy doing together (board games, laptop games, dvd)
Just make sure your lights are powerful enough and you have enough battery if you are using your laptop.

Alternative Place #2: Condominium Function Room/KTV Room (GURU RECOMMENDED!!)
Must book early la, cos surely got people also think of such ingenious plan.
But if really cannot book, then your bedroom is a choice but you gotta really decorate it really nicely cos the moment she knows that you all are going to your house, she confirm sian 1/2.

- Get great and free friends to help decorate the place. (rose petals, balloons, banners etc)
- Get Big Big Pillows + Comforters + Sofa cushions and create a corner where both of you can snuggle and enjoy your champange after the sumptous dinner.
- Music is a must
- If your gf is those types who likes to have friends around, you can hire friends to be your waitress or waiter (pls pay them)
- Food wise can just da bao but presentation wise must be top notch lar. Arrange in terms of course will be best. (starters, main, deserts)
- Increase fun by creating a fun menu (orders include hugs and kisses or dance and other performances by you)


b) Second Destination

Depending on what the both of you like to do... it varies.
The second destination should be the opp of what you did in the first destination.

For e.g if you went to the beach (soothing), perhaps you will like to end by going to town to watch movie or St James Powerstation to dance and drink (more happening)

Or if you went to the expensive restaurant or have a fun exciting time at the function room, you may want to end it at the beach saying sweet nothings to each other :)

Thats all for you guys. I am so envious of all the happy couples around the world so do treasure what you have and have loads of fun. Scroll down further for tips on v-day gifts and flowers if you are not interested in the tips I am about to give to singles. hee hee.
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FOR THOSE WHO SUCCEEDED IN ASKING THE GIRL OUT FOR VDAY

Dudes, if you have not ask by now.... you are soooooooooooooo late already.

Not much tips on how to ask though. You gotta simply just ask.
Try not to ask via sms or msn. (super not sincere :(...)
Calling or in person is much more personal. Must respect the girl you like.

Congrats to those who asked and got the "yes" reply. Now to make sure your date will not be a disaster.
The above suggestions for couples will be too extreme for first dates.
However if you are on the verge of getting together, the above suggestions will be more appropriate than the below.

First date (or first few): What can you do then?
- Go to nice normal restaurant. It is quite noisy but good for first dates cos you may get too awkward and silence will just make it even worse.
- Pay for the meal guys. Dun be stingy.
- Have quality conversation. Be interested in the person.
- Take note of certain things she shared (will be useful for your future use)
- Go for a drink at some nice music bar or catch a movie depending on her personality.
- Send her back.
- Call her shortly to thank her for the wonderful time and to wish her good night.

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ALL ABOUT THE GIFTS/FLOWERS/BEARS

What is V-day without gifts, flowers etc????

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--> the best bouquet i ever received!

SOME DOs and DONTs.

Flowers/Chocs/Bears are liken to WRAPPERS. They are not the main gift and shouldnt be.
- Do not buy one stalk or 3 stalks. Get at least a bouquet of 12!
Why? Because almost every girl on the street will carry a nice big bouquet. Dun embarrass her with a tiny stalk. Come on, she deserved the best!!! :)
- You CANNOT date a woman out on V-day without flowers. Even if she is not particular about flowers. It is about FACE. And making her feel proud and great.
Unless she hates flowers to the core or is allergy to them. But RARE la... who doesnt like pretty things?
- Bears are optional - only if she really likes attention and soft toys
- Plastic transparent wrapping for flowers is a NO NO... So ugly... Pls go to a nice florist shop.
- Depending on your budget, get her a nice gift. Wrapped nicely.
- Write her a nice long meaningful letter - hand written, add in some sketches if you can. (GURU RECOMMENDED)
- Make her a card if you have the time.
- Compose a song
- Please compliment her appearance the first thing you do.
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there are sooooo many things you can do for each other this V-day.

enjoy celebrating love!!

if you still remember me... juz send me nice flowers to console me.

thats all for today. ta ta!


UPDATES!!!! Dear Ber reminded me that girls should do something for their guys.
Besides buying ridicuously expensive gifts for our men, the best thing you can ever do is to constantly compliment him and appreciate him for every little thing he did for you.

Show off the things he did to your friends, his friends, your family etc. Let him know you appreciate him alot alot. :)

Have a lovely and fun Valentine's Day! Be sure to share with me what fun things you did!!!

Thursday, January 11, 2007

A Must Read!!! Choosing the Right Toy *****

Thank you for all the wonderful feedback regarding michelle-ism.
I am very happy to be able to IMPART wiiiissssssdoom to you. *grins*


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"Yeah, I am so great"

Ok lar, I dun update very often but do check back once in awhile to absorb the goodness of michelle-ism.
Comments are very well appreciated, and if you like to be "involved" in my -ISM, you can always email or msg me any interesting topics that you will like me to blog.

Hahaha.. this is not professional journalism, as you can tell from my broken engrrrish and grandma.
But I know YOU LOVE IT when I am EGOistic... I believe my BHB-ness has made many of you HIGH and confident too. :) So I am very happy to be able to boost your self-esteem through this blog.


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--> Examples of people getting more macho after reading my blog.
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Now BACK to TOPIC:

You lucky people are soOooOoOOOOOO gonna be blessed by this entry of mine (that is if you apply all the principles given to you)

Everybody knows that I am most pro and expert in choosing the right toy (by everybody i meant me and woofy)

Maybe some of you are rolling your eyes O___O at the thought of having soft toys in your life again... my friends you need to be delivered from this terrible terrible mindset.
Yes, I am talking about YOU!

Today I want to set the people free.
No more DULL AND UGLINESS.
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No more STIFFNESS AND LEGALISM.
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No more CUTE THINGS ARE FOR KIDS ONLY.
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Once again michelle-ism is going to help MILLIONS of people... not only find the Right Person, but also the Right Toy.

Let's take a moment to clap and applause for this amazing blog entry.
If you want, you may also lift up your hands and drool at my wondrous nature.


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Alright alright... enough drooling and admiring... let's get on with the REAL STUFF.

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WHY SHOULD WE HAVE SPECIAL SOFT TOYS?

First of all, I am not asking all of you to buy lots and lots of soft toys and stack them in your room (or boxes!!!)
I am not into wasting space and attracting dust.

But I want to educate you on the importance of having special soft toys in your life.
Toys that connect to you in a deep and special way.
Toys that represent someone important to you.

In fact, all of us should have ONE toy that represents our alter ego (meaning our other self)

Living in this fast pace hectic world, many of us find it hard to express our feelings and intentions.
Some of us live like robots whereas some of us try too hard to express our thoughts, resulting in lack of the ability to listen to others.
But whatever it is, the truth is almost all of us have at least 2 different sides to our personality.

So without further ado, let me introduce to you my alter ego, WOOFY!!!!


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She has been with me for 14 years going on to 15 years this year! (since I was 9 years old)
And she has been a big part of my life.

So what is Woofy like?
- Very cute
- A great listener
- A fun dancer
- Squeeky singer
- Super loving
- Super lovable
- Never angry
- Self Sacrificial (always please others at the sake of self)


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-> Isnt she sooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute?? (not me larh!)



Basically she is everything I wanted to be deep down inside.
For me, being perfect is simply being like woofy. (maybe except for the squeeky singing part..lol)
By perfect of course I dun mean like God, but in human terms, being totally the person you are deep down inside, living out the best in you.
And woofy represents the best in me (yar, except that she hasnt bath in awhile...hee hee)

That's why I like to express myself through her... always carefree, happy, joyful, jumping and dancing around... the total opposite of how I am like in the real world.

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-> Dare to be CRAZY!


As you grow older, more and more responsibities, stress and obstacles you have to face in your daily life, and such conditions often "mould" us to be uptight, overly serious and lose our sense of humor. :(
Definitely I am not asking you to throw aside all responsibilities and start to play toys only (urm riiiiggght), I am just sharing that life is not easy and the hectic lifestyle in singapore oftens quench the creative spirit in us.

AND THAT IS WHY YOU NEED A CHANNEL TO UNLEASH YOUR CREATIVE JUICES!!!

I am not saying it MUST be a soft toy, but let me give you a few reasons why using soft toy as a channel for your creative juices to flow is a good idea.
Also with each reason I will help give TIPS on how you can choose your soft toy.

NO 1: THEY LOOK LIKE YOU (with face, body, hands and legs)
[you may argue that some toys are totally deformed and do not look anywhere near a human being. My friends, that is why this blog entry is for... to teach you how to choose la, you goondoo!! :) ]

TIP: Get one with good facial expressions.


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NO 2: THEY ARE AT YOUR MERCY (You control them!)
They are your servants, and they will never oppose you in whatever you do.
You're the BOSS... but do be a nice one okay?
I do not wish to see different soft toy parts all around your room.

TIP: Do not get human-kind of soft toy. Preferably animals as we won't subconsciously think that they are equal to us.

NO 3: THEY CHEER US UP
Sometimes when you are down, surround yourself with these adorable furry things somehow make you feel that they understand what you are going through, and that you are not alone.

Also your furry friends are able to cheer your friends up especially if you have just make your friends angry.

TIP: Get one with big eyes and one with flexible arms. Able to flow with whatever moods you are in.
HIGH FIVES!!!!
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SAD :(
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MELACHONIC
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NO 4: THEY ALLOW YOU TO BE FREE AND FUNNY (CREATIVE)
Once you are comfortable with your special soft toy, there are sooooooo many things you could do with it when you are totally at ease with your mind.
Of course you may wish to do it in your privacy in case you will stumble people around you.

TIP: Be free and flow along with what your inner child want to do. You'll be surprised how much you enjoy playing and 'experimenting' with the toys.
--> Dress them up, get them to read the Bible, Pile on top of each other, Play with one another, Pray with you (have a mini prayer meeting), Play games etc... Just be free =)
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STEP BY STEP PROCEDURE TO CHOOSING A RIGHT TOY

#1 Scan the shop a few times, there may be a toy or 2 that you feel like taking a few glances to.
If there is none, move on to the next shop.

#2 Approaching the toy, be focus and stare right into the eyes of the soft toy. (do not buy any toys without eyes, they are practically useless)

#3 Ask yourself truthfully: Do you feel a warm feeling inside your heart? Something like an "Awwwwwhh" kinda feeling? If you do, go on to next step...

#4 Squeeze the soft toy thoroughly. Can it have many expressions? Or does it only have one expression throughout? Go on to next step if it is flexible.

#5 Put down the toy and walk a few steps away from it , do you feel a hinge of sadness from the soft toy? Do you yourself felt that if you dun buy it you will regret it even though there is no rationality in buying it? If yes, go on to next step...

#6 GO TO THE CASHIER AND BUY IT.

Me, the expert has regretted a few times for not buying certain toys that have some sort of connection with me.
Simply because I have LOADS of toys in my house.

Do not make the same mistake as me!!

I hope this entry benefits you in choosing the right toy either for yourself or your loved ones.
Let's make this world a better place to live in with cuteness and warmthness prevailing over ugliness and boringness Amen? :)

Before I end, let me show you a TRUE LIFE testimonial of how having a SOFT TOY will change you for the BETTER....
Presenting..... YVONNE WOO ORCA VON PEIWEN

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--> BEFORE : ERMMMMM


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--> AFTER: CUTE AND COOL

Ciao!~
Comments are very well appreciated!!
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Credits to Yvonne, Jane and Bernard for their lovely soft toy pictures. You guys rox!

Next entry: michelle-ism's past as a sickopath: the things mich do for "leisure"
You may email me at michelle_yby@yahoo.com to share your sicko (and funny) stuff that you did when you were younger (or GASP... even now)