BringingCrazyBack

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR TO ALL!!!
WARNING: Many many pictures in this entry. Take your time to load and read! :)

It's my year once again. The Year of the PIGS!!!

muahaha... can you feel the excitement of oinkers like me?

the next time i am going to celebrate my year again will be the time I am going to be 36 years old.

can you imagine it? 36 freaking years old!!! I must be married with 2 kids by then man!!!
Hence, that will be my resolution for the next 12 years.

Anyway since it is my year once again (and turning 24 years this year), I must totally try out some new stuff as much as I can while I am still young.
And also I NEED to resurrect my old past funky style... i am getting more and more boring and dull as the years go by.... I BIND THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Sings Justin Timberlake Sexyback.. but changed to Crazyback.

So I decided to get out of my comfort zone (that is... my lovely home) and to go to a so called happening clubbing place. I suggested St James Powerstation at first as there are live bands there which I am more keen rather than dancing.
But sadly I was 'cheated' to go to Zouk instead and it was a traumatic experience for me MAN!

My final conclusion:
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY YOUNGSTERS OR HUMAN BEINGS ENJOY GOING CLUBBING.

A few reasons why I HATE the experience

1. SUPER CROWDED
- Basically i cant even stand till. Every second I will be bumped by people walking here and there. You dun even have much room to stand. What more dance???
The mysteries of the human mind...hmmm... sorry I like to have SPACE.

2. SUPER SUFFOCATING
- I hate the smell of smoke. I spent 99% of the time complaining to my very apologetic friend about the smell all around... that sticks to my clothes too :(

3. LOUD BASSY MUSIC
- The sound system was surprising lousy in my opinion. Though the music may be fine, the quality is not.

4. LOUSY DANCING
- Oh man, its pain sore to my eyes man... quite funny if you are into that sort.

In the end, dainty me managed to persuade my friends to leave the place in less than 2 hours.
I considered 2 hours (plus $20) of my life wasted. -________-
At the same time I looked at all these young people at the club and in my heart I feel a lot.... smoking away, behaving lewdly, trying to be someone they are not ... living an utterly meaningless life.

They need God and I pray that God can use me to be a better leader to the young people, to influence them to make the right decisions in life.
In fact I know of many Christians that chose to leave church for this kind of life and I really cannot figure that out. Why will anyone do that if they have tasted the goodness of God?
Why will they exchange their purpose and destiny to live a lowly meaningless life?

Dun get me wrong. I am not against music or dancing. In fact, I enjoy and appreciate music and dance a lot!
Its the worldliness and self-centredness that plagued these young people that troubled me.
That's why Pastor Kong's msg on Cultural Mandate is so important.
We really need to bring Christ into Culture and to be a louder voice than the corrupted world.

I know one thing for sure, you can't pay me to go back there again. Not even for birthdays or special occasions.
I will only go if you have booked the entire place, make sure is 100% no smoking, and i get to choose the songs. lol.
I simply hate crowded places. I simply hate smoke. Combine these 2 and you get the ultimate man!

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BRINGING CRAZY BACK INTO MICHELLE'S LIFE

Anyway back to being crazy...
Here are some funny and wacky pictures of myself and my friends to commerate me resurrecting my fun loving personality.
And also you may find your crazy pictures here as well (if i feel is wacky enough) but if you do not like it to be shown here, do email me :)
Totally RANDOM PICTURES>... absolutely no link to one another... fond memories of mine :)







-> This seems harmless enough a shot, but get that I took this in the midst of giving tuition! My kid was amazed by my weirdness. (2004)







-> I barged into the Men's Toilet and took this picture. It was kinda fun and thankfully not very smelly even though my head is very near the area where pees and other smelly stuff resides... (2003)







-> I like to pose in toilets in the past. Dun ask me why. I dunno why too. (2003)







-> One of the best CG shots ever taken. It was good old times. Hope that can be built in my current very very young group. We can do it people! Bring Crazy Back! (2005)






-> You know you are a bit sick in the mind when you are very sick physically and you purposely dress up like an alien and asked your friend who was taking care of you to take pictures of you in such a state. (2003)






-> Me and my good friend using the limited make up we had to make ourselves look like ghosts. She is now married with a kid, cannot do such things with me anymore... sad... but she is the best crazy kaki I ever had! (2002)






-> I know... this is grosteque. But just remember I am gorgeous now. (2002)








-> We like to pose crazy in MRT too... the more people in the cabin, the merrier!!! (2002)










-> Posing as a retard is our FORTE man!!! Do you agree? I somehow lost the ability to now. Is it a blessing or a curse??? (2002)






-> Putting on SKII mask (first and last time la.. not rich) but ended up looking like Hannibal Lecter. COOL! (2004)






-> She might kill me for posting this up, but know that she only did this (wearing a shower cap while driving) because she was held at gunpoint by me. (2004)






-> Instead of dressing up like a princess, I chose this... which is so much more FUN! I could totally go out wearing this man. Start a NEW TREND... which I think is more stylo than Joachim's Vest Wearing... HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA (2003)








-> Me and my beloved China Friend Tu Gan Liang (he took loads of care of me while I was there) And oh, we were at the Great Wall of China. Great fun climbing!!! Come on, I am not that lazy OK?
He always claimed that he cannot stand me (my wacky ways) but I know he secretly love them! (2003)






-> My good friend Melvin who visited me in China. He is more crazy than me which means I am super MILD and DULL now.... Oh Lord... BRING ME TO LIFE MAN!!! (2003)






-> My Happening Class 4H in Secondary School.. Boy did we ROCK TKSS dudes!! (1999)
Many of my friends (of my generation) will agree with me that secondary school days are the most happening and fun time.
You kids betta live it up to the fullest!!! Study smart and play hard!





-> This is photoshopped... obviously....
Scared the socks out of me one night even though its me who edited. LOL... I am THAT urm... (2002)





- This is supposed to be a shot where we are both selling pirated VCDs. Clarence looks like a PRO man... ironically he is a policeman now, totally dun suit his 'TALENTS'... hahaha
Boy did we look like crap 4 years ago...hahaha.







-> We tried to look angry in these shots. Obviously not very good...especially me.
We NG for many many many many times. I cant stop laughing.
Cannot be helped.. we are too jovial liao.. :) (2002)





-> I still dun understand why Orca looks like that in the past and still dare to tell me she got style from young??!?! (or in her own words... CARRY OFF)







--> I like to take fake sad shots with my friends.
And 100000% of the time it just looks weird and funny. My hands are there to block of any signs of internal laughing.







--> This is Joachim. He likes to TWIST his lips when taking pictures. He feels that it is very sexy to do so. Dun ask me why. hahahahahhahaha





-> Dun ask me how I did it..... letting out toxic substances from my body without taking off my pants... It's a talent... not something you can learn in a million years.
You can tell from my expression that I am concentrating very hard to 'transport' them to the toilet bowl.
Amazing right? (2002)







-> This is a very powerful woman. She is BOTH Superwoman AND Trinity from Matrix.
I told you michelle-ism only associates itself with great and amazing characters. (2004)





- I was a very mean and sadistic leader who celebrated members' birthdays by torturing them.
I have since repented. Oh Father..... :) (2005)









--> Some of my SOT Graduation Photos.
Joachim looked much thinner then (hahahahhahaa.... ) and Felix and Bernard were very sweet to cheer me on with banners on my special day. Thanks man!!!







--> Benedict and his siblings. He has a great family. One of the best I have seen.









-> Orca and her wacky poses. She is still the WEIRDEST (and LAMEST) person I have ever known. Whhhhhhhyyy is she in my CG>>??????? I am sooooooo not her match man!




-> Awh... nice sweet kids from my dear friend's class. He actually exploited his kids to do this for me when I was feeling real down. Good friends like this are hard to come by man :)




-> Introducing young and handsome Edwin. New additional to the WYZ leadership! Welcome man!!! Keep those wacky poses! =)




-> Taken and arranged by Orca. This is supposed to be a sexy shot promoting green tea.
Ok lar, I am not sexy and maybe I will never be on the outside but I am super sexy on the inside. Yeah.. more than Justin Timberlake for sure.




-> Yes I know. I look like a teacher. HIGHLY intellectual. I know I know. Dun need to keep telling me.









-> We like to go TOYS R RUS and try out their toys and accessories.
I really like to wear costumes and take ridiculous pictures. Any sponsors? I gladly be a model for such stuff.. ;)




-> This was my newly multiplied W300 shot.
ORCA's hair was............................................................. ^F&^RVYVK



-> Yes Orca, your MOOSE has been with us since 1910.






-> This is Albert... Ultra talented Dude... can sing, dance and transform his face into >$%^(.

-> To punish one dude from my CG for sleeping on the bed that belongs to the ladies, we put on make up on him and then force him to pretend that he is dead (maybe not force, he seemed to be very willing to do so)

Me and clarence then proceed to pretend to mourn and cry.

I cant stop laughing, therefore I chose the easy way out by posing like that. So LOUSY man... I must improve in this area and be like Clarence, who acted so well (see 2nd pic)

This is SHEER TALENT i tell ya!!!

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APPLICATION TO BE PART OF BRING CRAZYBACK CLUB from michelle-ism

I am looking for fun loving and crazy people who are great company to be part of this club!

Pls apply stating:

1) Name

2) Age

3) Why you are great company and

4) A Wacky and Crazy Picture

I regret only shortlisted applicants will be notified. :)

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This is the end of my very very long Blog Entry.

I hope you enjoy reading and feel free to leave nice comments (and not advertisements) here.. hee hee hee.

Ciao~

A Valentine Day Special

Being single again means I will be staying at home wearing my sackcloth and mourn this coming V-day. awh.... :(

BUT being so generous and great in my spirit, as Love Guru, I shall give TIPS here for those happy couples and wannabes how you can have a memorable and great Valentine Day.

-->Can you see PASSION in my eyes??

Yes, I know you are tearing with gratitude.
Yes, I know you are DESPERATE to get a DATE this V-Day

Anyway this entry will definitely will help you make V-Day 2007 the most memorable yet!

So stop the anti-Valentine Day crap! Any excuse to celebrate LOVE is a great thing.
And even if you are not into dating, there are fun things you can do if you are GAME dudes!!!!

Let's start with those who are already dating and have absolutely no idea what to do.
Dun fret. LOVE GURU is here. Just remember to kowtow to me when you see me.

FOR THE DATING COUPLES

The Bible says "Money is Everything" and it is true. However that doesn't mean you must spend a lot of money in order to make your significant other happy.

I am going to give you a general backbone of what to do. (not everything you goon!)
Please use your creativity and luuuurrve to customize and make it as sweet and touching as possible for your dearie.
I am speaking on my point of view and opinion and not everybody feels the same so dun argue.
If you feel that it wun work, then dun do it lor. ;P

#1 Agree on a time to meet.
For me, to 'bluff' to your gf that you are busy on V-day and then suddenly 'pop' up to surprise her is one of the lamest and lousiest surprises anyone could get.
You make her feel great 1 day but feel like a loser many days before the day.

Also if you have not formally ask her yet, pls repent and do so ASAP. Taking for granted that as your gf = automatically go out with you on V-day are only for lazy loser boyfriends.

Of course dun be stupid and tell her what you are about to do. But say things like "I am going to make you the happiest girl this V-day" to keep her excited and antipicated.
Dun worry about disappointing her. Be confident and give your 100%. And follow my instructions.

#2 Choose the Places to Go
Have more than 1 venue as it creates something mysterious and fresh. Not more than 3 as too many is tiring. So the golden number is TWO.
Due to the lack of time, I am going to give some rough ideas only for those who are working/schooling and is unable to meet in the morning/afternoon.
In other words, after 5 activities.

a) Dinner Place
Unless you and your special one dun eat for various reasons, the logical first stop will be the place where you will have your dinner...duh.

Usually most restaurants will be kinda noisy and almost impossible to be cosy and grand unless you have money to go to more private and exclusive places which will cost you a bomb during V-day. (if you got the money, go for it man!)

Dun worry, I have an alternative plan for those couples who like to have quality conversation as they eat and dun have so much to book luxury places. BUT lots of work and you need to have a car or book a cab for the day etc.

Alternative Place #1: Beach
For those couples who are not particular about good food (trust me, it will taste like crap no matter how hard you prepare or da bao)

Find a good spot (as ulu as possible so only possible for those who drives)
I believe the beach will be quite populated during V-day so definitely wun be super private but it is still good to have quality conversation.

Pitch a tent
-Bring those battery-operated torchlights or lamps. Candles are kinda out as the winds will be too strong and impossible to place properly in the tent (depending the size)
- Bring a CD-Player (hp music still cannot make it la)
- Bring your guitar if you know how to play well.
- Bring things that both of you will enjoy doing together (board games, laptop games, dvd)
Just make sure your lights are powerful enough and you have enough battery if you are using your laptop.

Alternative Place #2: Condominium Function Room/KTV Room (GURU RECOMMENDED!!)
Must book early la, cos surely got people also think of such ingenious plan.
But if really cannot book, then your bedroom is a choice but you gotta really decorate it really nicely cos the moment she knows that you all are going to your house, she confirm sian 1/2.

- Get great and free friends to help decorate the place. (rose petals, balloons, banners etc)
- Get Big Big Pillows + Comforters + Sofa cushions and create a corner where both of you can snuggle and enjoy your champange after the sumptous dinner.
- Music is a must
- If your gf is those types who likes to have friends around, you can hire friends to be your waitress or waiter (pls pay them)
- Food wise can just da bao but presentation wise must be top notch lar. Arrange in terms of course will be best. (starters, main, deserts)
- Increase fun by creating a fun menu (orders include hugs and kisses or dance and other performances by you)


b) Second Destination

Depending on what the both of you like to do... it varies.
The second destination should be the opp of what you did in the first destination.

For e.g if you went to the beach (soothing), perhaps you will like to end by going to town to watch movie or St James Powerstation to dance and drink (more happening)

Or if you went to the expensive restaurant or have a fun exciting time at the function room, you may want to end it at the beach saying sweet nothings to each other :)

Thats all for you guys. I am so envious of all the happy couples around the world so do treasure what you have and have loads of fun. Scroll down further for tips on v-day gifts and flowers if you are not interested in the tips I am about to give to singles. hee hee.
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FOR THOSE WHO SUCCEEDED IN ASKING THE GIRL OUT FOR VDAY

Dudes, if you have not ask by now.... you are soooooooooooooo late already.

Not much tips on how to ask though. You gotta simply just ask.
Try not to ask via sms or msn. (super not sincere :(...)
Calling or in person is much more personal. Must respect the girl you like.

Congrats to those who asked and got the "yes" reply. Now to make sure your date will not be a disaster.
The above suggestions for couples will be too extreme for first dates.
However if you are on the verge of getting together, the above suggestions will be more appropriate than the below.

First date (or first few): What can you do then?
- Go to nice normal restaurant. It is quite noisy but good for first dates cos you may get too awkward and silence will just make it even worse.
- Pay for the meal guys. Dun be stingy.
- Have quality conversation. Be interested in the person.
- Take note of certain things she shared (will be useful for your future use)
- Go for a drink at some nice music bar or catch a movie depending on her personality.
- Send her back.
- Call her shortly to thank her for the wonderful time and to wish her good night.

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ALL ABOUT THE GIFTS/FLOWERS/BEARS

What is V-day without gifts, flowers etc????




--> the best bouquet i ever received!

SOME DOs and DONTs.

Flowers/Chocs/Bears are liken to WRAPPERS. They are not the main gift and shouldnt be.
- Do not buy one stalk or 3 stalks. Get at least a bouquet of 12!
Why? Because almost every girl on the street will carry a nice big bouquet. Dun embarrass her with a tiny stalk. Come on, she deserved the best!!! :)
- You CANNOT date a woman out on V-day without flowers. Even if she is not particular about flowers. It is about FACE. And making her feel proud and great.
Unless she hates flowers to the core or is allergy to them. But RARE la... who doesnt like pretty things?
- Bears are optional - only if she really likes attention and soft toys
- Plastic transparent wrapping for flowers is a NO NO... So ugly... Pls go to a nice florist shop.
- Depending on your budget, get her a nice gift. Wrapped nicely.
- Write her a nice long meaningful letter - hand written, add in some sketches if you can. (GURU RECOMMENDED)
- Make her a card if you have the time.
- Compose a song
- Please compliment her appearance the first thing you do.
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there are sooooo many things you can do for each other this V-day.

enjoy celebrating love!!

if you still remember me... juz send me nice flowers to console me.

thats all for today. ta ta!


UPDATES!!!! Dear Ber reminded me that girls should do something for their guys.
Besides buying ridicuously expensive gifts for our men, the best thing you can ever do is to constantly compliment him and appreciate him for every little thing he did for you.

Show off the things he did to your friends, his friends, your family etc. Let him know you appreciate him alot alot. :)

Have a lovely and fun Valentine's Day! Be sure to share with me what fun things you did!!!